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WHAT DID YOU DO AT RECESS?
Ethnic Jokes
First grade class comes in from recess.
Teacher asks Alice: "What did you do at recess?"
Alice says, "I played in the sand box."
Teacher says "That's good. Go to the blackboard, and if you
can write 'sand' correctly, I'll give you a fresh-baked cookie."
Alice does and gets a cookie.
Teacher asks Billy what he did at recess.
Billy says, "I played with Alice in sand box."
Teacher says, "Good. If you write 'Box" correctly on blackboard,
I'll give you a fresh baked cookie."
Billy does, and gets a cookie, too.
Teacher then asks Mustaffa Abdul Machmoud what he did at
recess. He says, "I tried to play with Alice and Billy, but they
threw rocks at me."
Teacher says, "They threw rocks at you? That sounds like
blatant racial discrimination! Go to the blackboard and
if you can write 'blatant racial discrimination'correctly I'll
give you a cookie."
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Rejected Dr. Seuss Books
1. One Bitch, Two Bitch, Dead Bitch, Blue Bitch
2. Who Shat in the Hat?
3. Horton Hires a Ho
4. Fox in Detox
5. Herbert the Pervert Likes Sherbert
6. The Flesh-Eating Lorax
7. How the Grinch Stole Columbus Day
8. Your Colon Can Moo--Can You?
9. Zippy the Rabid Gerbil
10. T...
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